six things every girl will ALWAYS have in her purse:
- another smaller purse
- an aging picture of ringo starr
- a six pack of heineken
- the complete box set of every season of Deadliest Catch
- the hat you thought you lost at Disneyland when you were 5
- a tiny, infinitely dense marble that contains our own universe
I really hate it when people make texts posts and its just song lyrics. it makes me want to SHOUT! Kick my heels back and SHOUT! Throw my arms up and SHOUT! Throw my head back and SHOUT!
one time our teacher didn’t show up to class and we had to be moved to another classroom and take class with them. but the other class was watching movies in french to learn how to understand people who naturally speaking the language. and you’ll never fucking believe what movie they were watching.
we had to watch