micdotcom:

This sexist headline cannot be serious 

Yup, that happened. Instead of highlighting Fairhead’s professional accomplishments — the things that actually landed her the job — the newspaper instead decided to highlight her maternal status. 

Here’s how it would have looked if she was a man | Follow micdotcom

nasturbate:

ponderingamelias:

deadlyforks:

How does he do it

there’s still hope for us

he hot at every point wtf he didnt “become” hot so basically there is no hope lol

(via my-name-is-really-neil-mcneil)

officialbreakfast:

you know those disgusting aggravating boys that you just wanna

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(via guy)

  • Most girls on first day of school: -walks around school, finds old friends, gets new class list-
  • Me on first day of school: -stumbles into random music room, breaks expensive vase, accidentally joins a host club-
davediddlystrider:

humoristics:

How to open a beer with a banana

well its open
davediddlystrider:

humoristics:

How to open a beer with a banana

well its open

davediddlystrider:

humoristics:

How to open a beer with a banana

well its open

(via pmon3y69)

psyducked:

this was one of the most nostalgic rides I’ve taken in a long time

kellyangel:

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kellyangel:

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Anything Comic by Kelly Angel [website | tumblr | twitter]

orbsteeb:

the idea that anything can be okay as long as its a joke is provably false because i am a joke and i am not okay

(via turd-bag)

ivantalia:

baegal:

When you’re almost dead in a game but somehow you managed to survive until the next level

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(via spoken-not-written)

kelpls:

some shoes 
kelpls:

some shoes 
kelpls:

some shoes